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Wednesday, December 10, 2008:
"When the Duke Returns" by Eloisa James (2008) - not quite a review
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Mass Market Paperback: 384 pages
Publisher: Avon (November 25, 2008)
ISBN-10: 0061245607
ISBN-13: 978-0061245602

The Duchess of Cosway yearns for a man she has never met . . . her husband.

Married by proxy as a child, Lady Isidore has spent years fending off lecherous men in every European court while waiting to meet her husband. She's determined to accept him, no matter how unattractive the duke turns out to be. When she finally lures Simeon Jermyn back to London, his dark handsomeness puts Isidore's worst fears to rest—until disaster strikes.
The duke demands an annulment.

Forsaking his adventuresome past, Simeon has returned to London ready to embrace the life of a proper duke, only to find that his supposed wife is too ravishing, too headstrong, and too sensual to be the docile duchess he has in mind. But Isidore will not give up her claim to the title—or him—without a fight.

She will do whatever it takes to capture Simeon's heart, even if it means sacrificing her virtue. After all, a consummated marriage cannot be annulled.

Yet in forcing Simeon into a delicious surrender, will Isidore risk not only her dignity—but her heart?
  • beautiful, alluring, spirited heroine: check
  • mysterious, handsome and magnetic hero: check
  • delicious plot where both are virgins and now the Duke has come home to claim his bride: check
  • obstacle in that heroine is too bold and opinioniated for Duke's peace of mind and he wants an annulment: check
  • determination to conquer obstacle in that the Duchess wants her man after all this time patiently waiting and remaining chaste: check

The elements are all there. It sounded like a truly delightful romance waiting to unfold. The Duke practices the Middle Way which is about avoiding conflict, passion and arguments with his outspoken wife, and he decides to annul their marriage before it is consummated. The Duchess is righteously pissed, since she's waited 11 years for her darling husband to come home and finally make her his, and she's more than ready to fulfill her end of the bargain. After much consideration and with the help of her dear friend Jemma, she decides she is going to seduce her inexperienced husband and that will be that.

Only then there's all these bills that have piled up, going back over 5-6 years, that his now deceased father never bothered to pay and his mother decided not to either, and this is a complicated and time-consuming process that Simeon painstakingly muddles through, with some assistance from his meddlesome wife. The dowager Duchess is appalled to discover that her son, who has now returned home from his adventures, is nothing at all like his father, and this rejection saddens Simeon greatly. The family estate is practically in ruins, and the noxious odor from the water closets is enough to make the inhabitants feel dreadfully ill. And soooo much time is spent resolving these issues instead of bringing Isidore and Simeon together to at least indulge some kind of personal interaction that I wanted to pull my hair out. Not only that, but the characters tend to be separated for weeks at a time in this series, and it makes me wonder how could they ever fall in love when they never encounter each other but for short periods of time?

Okay, I admit, I know I'm trying way too hard to like these books. This is the 4th one (out of 6)in the Desperate Duchess series, and despite my almost favorable review of the first 3 stories, I have to ask myself why I continue to read them when they just doesn't engage me enough in the characters or in what happens to them. I really need to face reality and move on here, but I have a problem doing that sometimes. It makes no sense, but there it is.
Not that I think Ms. James is a horrible writer in any sense, it's just that she tells a story that does not move me as a reader. I know there are others out there that love her books, and in the past I have enjoyed a few of them myself, very much so in fact. But this last series especially has left a "meh" feeling that I cannot shake, except for those brief moments when she intrigues me with a detail that completely lures me into believing I need to find out what happens in the next one. Like Isidore's mysterious husband and the fact that they are both virgins. Oooh, I thought at the end of "Duchess By Night", this idea appeals to me. I wanted to find out more. And I reluctantly gotta tell you, this story just left me feeling like something was missing. Something significant and engaging. I know fellow reviewer PJ liked it a lot, and I had such high hopes that I would finally break out of this rut with her books this time around. Alas, that was not to be. I almost feel guilty about it, because I do want to like them so badly, but the truth is, Ms. James is probably no longer my cuppa. But I'm just too stubborn to let it go.
So does that mean I will read the next one, to be released in June? Yes of course, because I desperately want to know what happens with Elijah and Jemma. And if I understand it correctly, the book after that should be the story of Villiers. There has been some speculation as to the fate of Beaumont, Jemma and Villiers, and I will say this: if Elijah ends up dying, I will never pick up another EJ book again. Personally, based on what I've seen at her website, I don't think it will happen, but I've heard a few people say otherwise, and if that's the case, then I am done. I've come to really like Elijah, and if he dies, there's just no coming back from that. So I'm keeping my fingers crossed that he gets a HEA and lives to enjoy it. And despite everything I just said, I'm really hoping I'm going to really like it. Eternal optimist, thy name is moi.
Rating: **** out of *****

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Monday, November 03, 2008:
Quickie reviews: The Desperate Duchesses series...so far (by Eloisa James)
Eloisa James is an author who is hit or miss for me. For example, I loved "Much Ado About You" and "Kiss Me Annabel" from the Essex Sisters series, but not so much "The Taming of the Duke" or "Pleasure for Pleasure". Still, I tend to give her the benefit of the doubt, especially when I hear other readers (i.e. Michelle Buonfiglio & Colleen Gleason) talk about their books. They intrigued me with their talk of a character by the name of Villiers, and just what might happen involving his character and a significant female character. The conversation got me so interested that I just had to see for myself what all the fuss was about.
First off in the series is "Desperate Duchesses".....
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Avon
May 29, 2007
ISBN 0060781939
A marquess's sheltered only daughter, Lady Roberta St. Giles falls in love with a man she glimpses across a crowded ballroom: a duke, a chess player of consummate skill, a notorious rake who shows no interest in marriage -- until he lays eyes on Roberta.

Yet the Earl of Gryffyn knows too well that the price required to gain a coronet is often too high. Damon Reeve, the earl, is determined to protect the exquisite Roberta from chasing after the wrong destiny.

Can Damon entice her into a high-stakes game of his own, even if his heart is likely to be lost in the venture?
This book talked A LOT about chess. I don't play chess, don't care for chess, and don't want to learn about chess, so there was a lot of yawning going on. We do meet some interesting characters: the aforementioned Villiers, who is a complete and utter rake and cares only for his own pleasures. And the duke and duchess of Beaumont: Elijah and Jemma. Jemma has just returned from Paris, where she has been carrying on for years. Elijah is a respected politician in the House of Lords. Both of them, as well as Beaumont's former friend Villiers, are madly absorbed with chess.
One day, Roberta shows up at the Beaumont residence under false pretenses, but Jemma immediately takes the young woman under her wing, having discovered that Roberta is madly in love with the disreputable Villiers, and so she decides to help her.
Damon, Jemma's brother, on the other hand, has a difficult time believing that Roberta could be happy with such a selfish, spoiled man, and sets out to distract her from Villiers. Roberta discovers she rather likes the way Damon kisses and touches her. She may be in love with Villiers but Damon is quite wonderful in his own way, and sometimes the heart changes its mind half-way through the game...
I was more interested in the secondary characters than I was in Damon and Roberta. Oh they could be cute, especially when they were so fascinated with each other, but there was so much talk of chess and strategy and it all rather bored me. Really, I didn't care what happened to Roberta (or her annoying father) or Damon (though he sounded rather adorable. And to be honest, I read this a few months ago and I don't remember all that much about it. I didn't like Jemma or Villiers very much either, and Beaumont came across as a pompous jerk.
Rating: *** 3/4 out of *****
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Avon
November 13, 2007
ISBN 0061245542
One spectacular Christmas, Lady Perdita Selby, known to her friends and family as Poppy, met the man she thought she would love forever. The devilishly attractive Duke of Fletcher was the perfect match for the innocent, breathtakingly beautiful young Englishwoman, and theirs was the most romantic wedding she had ever seen. Four years later, Poppy and the Duke have become the toast of the ton... but behind closed doors it seems the spark of their love affair has burnt out.
Unwilling to lose the woman he still lusts after, the duke is determined to win back his beguiling brides delectable affections . . . and surpass the heady days of first love with a truly sinful seduction.
This book I liked a little better, though I knew it wasn't going to be the best right from the beginning, when Poppy didn't even like the way Fletch (her fiance' at the time) tried to kiss her. And she kept talking about her mother, who taught her from a young age that marital relations are disgusting. Right then and there I thought "uh oh". And things didn't get better through 4 years of marriage. She just didn't enjoy the marriage bed, through her husband adored her and was very attracted to her. Yet Poppy felt she had a good marriage, not realizing the frustration (quite literally) that her husband was feeling.
So much so that one evening, fed up with being rejected, decides it's time to take a mistress. He approaches a beautiful woman at a ball one evening, and their attraction is definitely mutual, though cut short when Poppy comes along and realizes that her husband is looking to stray...with her good friend. Both are immediately contrite, but Poppy is furious with her husband. With the help of her controlling and meddlesome mother, Poppy decides to leave Fletch and go live with her friend, the scandalous Jemma. Her mother isn't thrilled with her choice of friends, but feels that she can make an acception as Jemma is a duchess after all. Poppy believes in her heart of hearts that Fletch will come for her.
Only he doesn't. Intimidated by his mother-in-law yet too proud and angry to go after his wife and believing she will soon return home, Fletch sets about obtaining that mistress after all. Only he realizes that he truly does love his wife, and he cannot go through with it. Now he must try and figure out a way to win back his wife, and even find a way to make her feel attracted to him.
I began to actually like Jemma and Elijah and even Villiers, who is dreadfully ill. We see glimpses of Jemma's sadness when she discovered, newly married, that her husband had a mistress. We see a bit of regret in Elijah, though he never says the words to his wife. We even see Villiers, weak and helpless, yet also more human. He seems to realize, as he almost dies, just what he has, and doesn't have in his life.
I liked Poppy and Fletch, and wished they could find a way back to each other. I didn't like her overbearing mother one bit though, and was waiting for either Fletch or even Poppy to smack her, but neither of them did. I found part of the reason for Poppy's lack of desire to be interesting, but also a bit silly. I guess it could be possible, but to not even enjoy your husband's kisses? I don't know.
The information about the hairstyles back in the day was rather interesting, though not something I wish to contemplate. I was amused by Poppy's fascination with "curiosities", and found some of them interesting, while others I found grotesque. I also liked that not so much of this book was about chess. I was quite relieved by that.
Rating: **** out of *****
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Avon
June 24, 2008
ISBN 0061245577
Harriet, Duchess of Berrow, is desperate to flee the sadness of being a widow. Whether presiding over the Shire Court of the Duchy of Berrow, or dressed as a prim Mother Goose at an extravagant masquerade ball thrown by one of her wicked friends, Harriet’s in a rut. And she’s beginning to long for something altogether different.

It’s time for a complete change of pace – she will throw off her widow’s weeds and escape…to the famously dissolute house party held at Lord Strange’s country estate? But no duchess can appear at one of Strange’s parties without risking her reputation forever. So when the Duke of Villiers offers to accompany Harriet, she jumps at the chance – even if it means disguising herself as a young man.
Isidore, Duchess of Cosway, is bored. Her darling husband hasn't been to England in years, in fact I don't think she's ever seen him, and after all this time, she decides she wants a child. With her husband. But the maddening man is nowhere to be found. She decides the only way to bring him home is to cause a scandal. She decides to attend one of the wild and wicked parties hosted by Lord Strange. But she cannot go alone. Jemma refuses to go with her as she's promised her husband not to cause any further scandal, and going alone with Villiers is out of the question.
So when Harriet, tired of being a staid and widowed duchess, decides to accompany her disguised as a man, the stage is set. Harriet is a pretty man, feminine and way too young-looking. In fact many of the other guests decide he must be a molly, and therefore steer clear of him. But "Harry" is determined to see this through, and ends up spending a lot of time with Lord Strange, who is reluctantly drawn to young Harry, but determined to make a man out of him by teaching him how to ride and how to fence. These things don't come easily for a gently bred lady, but Harriet finds she really enjoys the freedoms of being a man. That is until she finds herself strongly attracted to Lord Strange and is unable to hide her feelings. Fortunately for them both, Strange figures it out, and they blissfully give into the overwhelming attraction between them. Only Jem (Lord Strange) doesn't know that Harriet is not a country widow but rather a duchess, and when he finally discovers the truth, will he be able to handle it?
I think this is definitely my favorite of the three books so far. Harriet knows that, even while acting the part of a man and being free to do as she pleases, one day she'll eventually have to go back to her boring existence, because that is who she truly is. Jem is head over heels in love with Harry, but not sure if he can grow up and give up his licentious pursuits in order to be with his duchess, even though there is his young daughter to consider. He feels betrayed, she feels second-rate to his lifestyle. Both much eventually come to terms with the other before they can find their HEA.
Rating: **** 1/4 out of *****
So far it's not a bad series, and I'm willing to stick it out to find out what will happen to Jemma, Elijah and Villiers. But first we must discover what happens with Isidore and her long-lost hubby, who's finally returned to England to fulfill his obligations.
Stay tuned....
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Mass Market Paperback: 384 pages
Publisher: Avon (November 25, 2008)
ISBN-10: 0061245607
ISBN-13: 978-0061245602

The Duchess of Cosway yearns for a man she has never met . . . her husband.
Married by proxy as a child, Lady Isidore has spent years fending off lecherous men in every European court while waiting to meet her husband. She's determined to accept him, no matter how unattractive the duke turns out to be. When she finally lures Simeon Jermyn back to London, his dark handsomeness puts Isidore's worst fears to rest—until disaster strikes.
The duke demands an annulment.
Forsaking his adventuresome past, Simeon has returned to London ready to embrace the life of a proper duke, only to find that his supposed wife is too ravishing, too headstrong, and too sensual to be the docile duchess he has in mind. But Isidore will not give up her claim to the title—or him—without a fight.
She will do whatever it takes to capture Simeon's heart, even if it means sacrificing her virtue. After all, a consummated marriage cannot be annulled.
Yet in forcing Simeon into a delicious surrender, will Isidore risk not only her dignity—but her heart?
Eloisa James: hit or miss?
Why/why not?

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